If it weren't so utterly frightening, this Pagan Invasion video - that sheds some much needed light on the dangers of Halloween - would be the funniest shit I have ever seen. If anything could make my skin crawl, it's crap like this.
If you made it all the way through, I commend you!
It's always been somewhat funny for me to look back upon Evil Dead II in retrospect. The film came to me at a time when I had already been knee deep in the horror genre, ingesting each and every scary movie I could get my hands on. A good buddy of mine had HBO, and I distinctly remember him showing up at my house one day and handing me a VHS tape that had the words "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" scratched across it, a horror movie he had recorded off HBO a few days previously. Eager to see this new (to me) horror film, I watched Evil Dead II that very same night, and my experience was that of pure terror.
Sitting on my trusty couch located in my basement-converted bedroom, I dived head first into Evil Dead II, only to find myself taking more than one break. And it wasn't to go to the bathroom or to get something to eat. Nope, I actually had to turn the film off and leave the room I was so mortified during certain moments.
Something about the Evil Dead II simply creeped me out. There are a handful of these long and grueling moments of silence where Ash is left to sit and frantically wait for whatever horror was waiting to terrorize him next. Sam Raimi effectively used strange, unnatural sounds to jump out and assault Ash and, in turn, myself. The skewed camera work dashes back and forth between frantic and crazed to lingering and ominous. This made what was happening on screen unpredictable and left me completely unsure of where the fuck things were going.
These long and drawn out moments of tension were broken up by sudden bursts of monsters and madness that came at me when I least expected it. An unseen force so powerful it could burst through car windows and knock down doors would randomly attack Ash anytime he took a step outside. This left me in a state where the tension would only grow more intense when the time to build it would come back around. It was in those moments where the film's level of insanity raises and goes into a place where both Ash and I were left to our own unsure thoughts, lingering and sending our nerves into a state of disarray.
Somewhere in between all of this, I found myself having to turn the movie off and simply walk away to, I guess, compose myself. In fact, I had to do this not only once but three times. THREE! Of course, that number and this viewing event have always stuck with me, as it is something that never would be replicated with any other movie or at least any other movie when I was a full-fledged horror fan. I think I was maybe 14 at the time, so I had already seen my fair share of horror movies, and more than a few that scared me well enough, but what Evil Dead II brought to me was something that sent my head spinning in fear to the point where I had to actually stop watching.
"Nothing quite says happy Mother's Day like a little Deranged."
But one of many pictures that have taken liberal influence from the exploits of the infamous murderer/grave robber, Ed Gein, 1974's Deranged is an odd little piece of film that feels as much like a horror film as it does a black comedy.
That might seem a bit strange, I suppose, mixing horror and humor to tell the tale of a real life psychopath, but if you really think about the madness of the Gein case, a touch of quirkiness mixed with horror is the perfect match for a maniac such as he. Whoever said crazy had to be serious? Heck, we sure as hell know crazy isn't normal, and if you were normal, you wouldn't be all that quirky and strange, right?
The film is, for the most part, painfully slow but it does succeed in capturing this feeling of unease with its rural setting and the unraveling of its lead character, Ezra Cobb. Deranged is a movie that leaves an impression due to its atmosphere and how the narrative slowly devolves into insanity. Everything culminates into one scene, late in the film, which stands out as the moment when all sanity has passed and the real horror has taken over for Ezra, the character of Mary and the viewer.
It's a wonderfully frightening and deranged moment from a rather mediocre film, but at it's certainly enough to make Deranged memorable for me.
Satan's Blade, a Slasher film with the heart of a public access television program. With production values lower than that of a school play, here is a Slasher that exists solely to be discovered by those of whom love the genre to the point where cinema masochism is a blurred line that dares begs to be crossed. Cheesy, but not to the point of utter hysterics, Satan's Blade is laughable in its presentation. Entire scenes of dialogue shot from one angle with no cuts whatsoever, set decoration consisting of white walls and sometimes even a door, and sound design that is simply to cry for.
The deaths are as unnatural and laughable as one could find in even the most incompetent of films, and the tension is less tense than that of a broken rubber band. But hey, there're some tits, and, incompetent or not, some death, and in all honesty, if Satan's Blade weren't as bad as it is, then why would anyone even care? I suppose it is all of those things that give it that certain charm, that flare that can only come from a cheap, poorly crafted Slasher film. And it is that type of film that can often times entertain the most.
Here's to you, Satan's Blade, for you have given me quality entertainment, without actually providing the quality.
It's been many days and just as many nights since I had first seen Carnival of Souls. Granted, when I say many days and nights, that would be reflective of about a year's time, which is many days and nights if you think about it. Either way, it's been a while since I've seen it, and within that while there have been plenty of times where I thought of just how fantastically eerie the film is.
Its low budget and cheapness collide with skillful craftsmanship to perfectly balance an incredibly moody piece of cinema. From start to finish, Carnival of Souls is drenched in dread and despair. The muted black and white that's so soft you can almost feel its texture, the stark cinematography overlaid by the fantastically dreary organ score, and of course, the character of Mary, who walks around with an emptiness only known by that of someone that is without an internal identity, someone without a soul.
To not belong in the world is one thing, but to be aware that you do not belong is a devastation only left for the haunted.
May you never be so unlucky.
Not the easiest of scenes to watch, but it's that unease that makes them so effective, therefore, so memorable. Both moments are almost interchangeable with one another as they each share common traits (the incredible music, the solitude of the bathroom, the instrument used), specifically the lone character stirring quietly in their own dark thoughts. As they have both passed that point of contemplation, who knows exactly what it is that may be dancing through their heads, but there is clearly a sadness mixed with a false sense of bravery that is plaguing them during their weakest of moments. Two very powerful, poignant and intensely crafted scenes from two wonderful films.
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I just wanted to quickly explain that I cannot rightfully include the trailer for Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, mostly because I hate the living hell out of that film. I do, however, think that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake is pretty solid and one of the better remakes that have come out over the last decade or so, therefore I thought I'd let that take The Next Generation's place. Plus, the trailer is pretty fantastic and worth a watch based off that fact alone.
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For the record, I'm not sure what the purpose of this blog is as of yet, but I don't want it to be all naked, even though I normally really enjoy naked but not so much when it's my blog. I'll post some random trailers here and there and maybe some other stuff if I feel like. If you find it, cool, if not, then that's cool too.
